Aggie Ring at the Jersey Shore
“I need a drink damnit!” said Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas A&M Aggie Ring. “I needs a drink real bad…”
You see, getting to the Tiki bar on the beach was a living hell for Aggie Ring today. The traffic was so badly backed up that it took at least 14 or 15 minutes for Aggie Ring to get there. That’s twice as long as it normally takes Aggie Ring.
When Aggie Ring finally arrived at the Tiki bar after nearly a quarter of an hour of driving, he immediately ordered us a frozen beverage. Aggie Ring told me, “Jimmy Buffett would want this Aggie Ring to make sure that the daiquiris are fruitiful. It’s any good Texas Aggie Ring’s responsibility to make sure that the frozen beverages are made properly.”
After slamming down a couple of cold ones out of a responsibility for the public good, Aggie Ring looked around and then told me. “Look at all of these young women from the local universities out on the beach. They must be poor because they apparently can only afford tiny, tiny swimsuits to wear while they’re running around on the beach or jumping up and down and up and down on the beach volleyball courts.”
After a couple of beverages at the Tiki bar, Aggie Ring climbed into a native New Jersey palm tree to take in the sights. Then, uncharacteristically, Aggie Ring said, “The Jersey Shore has this Aggie Ring’s seal of approval.”
#AggieRing #TexasAggie #AggiesEverywhere
Aggie Ring at the Jersey Shore
“I need a drink damnit!” said Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas A&M Aggie Ring. “I needs a drink real bad…”
You see, getting to the Tiki bar on the beach was a living hell for Aggie Ring today. The traffic was so badly backed up that it took at least 14 or 15 minutes for Aggie Ring to get there. That’s twice as long as it normally takes Aggie Ring.
When Aggie Ring finally arrived at the Tiki bar after nearly a quarter of an hour of driving, he immediately ordered us a frozen beverage. Aggie Ring told me, “Jimmy Buffett would want this Aggie Ring to make sure that the daiquiris are fruitiful. It’s any good Texas Aggie Ring’s responsibility to make sure that the frozen beverages are made properly.”
After slamming down a couple of cold ones out of a responsibility for the public good, Aggie Ring looked around and then told me. “Look at all of these young women from the local universities out on the beach. They must be poor because they apparently can only afford tiny, tiny swimsuits to wear while they’re running around on the beach or jumping up and down and up and down on the beach volleyball courts.”
After a couple of beverages at the Tiki bar, Aggie Ring climbed into a native New Jersey palm tree to take in the sights. Then, uncharacteristically, Aggie Ring said, “The Jersey Shore has this Aggie Ring’s seal of approval.”
#AggieRing #TexasAggie #AggiesEverywhere