Aggie Ring Makes Guacamole

Let this be a warning to all Aggies!

 

I made the mistake of allowing Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas Aggie Ring to smell some avocados at the grocery store this afternoon. Aggie Ring said, “You know what this means, don’t you?” I replied “Oh no, not that!” Aggie Ring answered back, “Oh, yes!”

 

Then, Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas Aggie Ring told me, “This Aggie Ring will be needing some red onion, fresh off of the vine tomatoes, limes, cilantro, cumin, cayenne pepper, and fresh store-made tortilla chips.”

 

“Is that all?” I asked Aggie Ring. “No,” Aggie Ring replied. “I’ll be wanting some tequila with my guacamole. I want some good stuff. Not that Jose Cuervo crap. Be ready to spend $50.00 for a bottle.”

 

As Aggie Ring was mashing up the avocados and chopping up the other ingredients he said. “Guacamole and good sipping tequila. That’s just how Jersey Shore Aggie Rings roll…”

 

So, take a lesson from me. If you don’t want to terribly disappoint your Aggie Ring by not buying him all of the things he needs for guacamole, not to mention a bottle of good tequila, don’t let your Aggie Ring smell an avocado at the grocery store.

 

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