Better than Blue Bell. Delicious Jersey Shore Italian Ice.
Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas Aggie Ring ’84 had me pull into an old house which is now “Ralph’s Italian Ice” in the Village of Lincroft, New Jersey last week. Aggie Ring wanted to have his first Italian Ice of the season. He opted for the butter pecan flavor.
Before I could warn him, Aggie Ring let out a large “Whoop!” and then said, “Quick, take a picture so I can send it back to the Aggie Ring Factory in Austin, Texas and let them know how it’s oh so much better than Blue Bell!” Then, Aggie Ring jumped up onto the cup of butter pecan Italian Ice.
In what I can best describe as a thermodynamics “misadventure,” Aggie Ring started to immediately sink down into the delicious butter pecan Italian Ice. Now, I could understand this sort of misfortune happening to one of those “big ass” VMI rings that also double as door-knockers, or even a West Point ring that has one of those overlarge artificial stones that covers the entire top on it, but this sort of thing happening to little Aggie Ring was something I had not foreseen.
Aggie Ring began to plaintively call out, “Help me. I’m melting, I’m melting!” I snapped a couple of photos for Aggie Ring to put into his scrapbook and told him, “You’ll be just fine. You’re sounding like the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz.”
After I ‘fished’ Aggie Ring out of the delicious Italian Ice, he said, “I guess this Aggie Ring was just too ‘hot’ to sit up on that delicious icy goodness.” Then, Aggie Ring added, “When I say ‘hot’ I mean that in a ’sexy hot’ way. Everyone knows how sexy Aggie Rings are. Why do you think they line up for hours at A&M to get their rings? It’s because Aggie Rings are so damn sexy.”
#aggiering #texasaggie #aggieseverywhere
Better than Blue Bell. Delicious Jersey Shore Italian Ice.
Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas Aggie Ring ’84 had me pull into an old house which is now “Ralph’s Italian Ice” in the Village of Lincroft, New Jersey last week. Aggie Ring wanted to have his first Italian Ice of the season. He opted for the butter pecan flavor.
Before I could warn him, Aggie Ring let out a large “Whoop!” and then said, “Quick, take a picture so I can send it back to the Aggie Ring Factory in Austin, Texas and let them know how it’s oh so much better than Blue Bell!” Then, Aggie Ring jumped up onto the cup of butter pecan Italian Ice.
In what I can best describe as a thermodynamics “misadventure,” Aggie Ring started to immediately sink down into the delicious butter pecan Italian Ice. Now, I could understand this sort of misfortune happening to one of those “big ass” VMI rings that also double as door-knockers, or even a West Point ring that has one of those overlarge artificial stones that covers the entire top on it, but this sort of thing happening to little Aggie Ring was something I had not foreseen.
Aggie Ring began to plaintively call out, “Help me. I’m melting, I’m melting!” I snapped a couple of photos for Aggie Ring to put into his scrapbook and told him, “You’ll be just fine. You’re sounding like the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz.”
After I ‘fished’ Aggie Ring out of the delicious Italian Ice, he said, “I guess this Aggie Ring was just too ‘hot’ to sit up on that delicious icy goodness.” Then, Aggie Ring added, “When I say ‘hot’ I mean that in a ’sexy hot’ way. Everyone knows how sexy Aggie Rings are. Why do you think they line up for hours at A&M to get their rings? It’s because Aggie Rings are so damn sexy.”
#aggiering #texasaggie #aggieseverywhere