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534/730: The unwelcome welcome

They told me not to go. They said, "You failed your human imitation exams, you'll look funny."

 

"But" I said, "I only failed one bit, surely they'll welcome me?"

 

"No" they said.

 

"Fools" I thought. So I didn't listen. I took the next Warp-o-shuttle across the inter-universal planetscape and landed here on Earth.

 

I lasted precisely 43 seconds before I found myself at gunpoint, destined for a life of experimentation.

 

*sobs*

 

So, if you're seeing this back home, remember fellow Flibbloids, keep studying and don't mess up your exams. They don't like people who look funny here...

 

Yup.

 

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Two Bowens Gemini Pro 500's with big softboxes camera left and right, at 45 degrees, both set on 3.0. Triggered by PC cord cable. Still can't wait for my third light to be repaired... :-(

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Uploaded on June 18, 2011
Taken on June 18, 2011