Mr. Flibble
466/730: You should follow my three step body beautiful workout program...
There's just three steps between you and the new you.
You too can be like me.
But not me, you! A new you, a you that's just like me in every single perceivable way, but still being you without needing to give up on being you to be exactly like me - if you see what I mean. Like me, but you, without losing you in the beauty of a frame like me. Meyou if you like. Or maybe Youme - rhymes with tomb. Catchy.
Anyway... I digress.
You too can be like me!
It's a simple three step program with just four easy to follow steps.
Step 2: Keep repeating step one four times every 17 minutes.
Step 3: Get yourself a new black book - you're gonna need it gorgeous!
step 4: Go back to step two you lazy good for nothing parasite that comes here trying to steal my three step body beautification program without even asking for my phone number or asking me out on a date and it's been a long time since I had a date with anyone except that last guy that tried to lick my ear after I accidentally got mayonnaise in it and I learnt that he actually just wanted to steal my beatification program that is going to make me rich and make the world a more beautiful place where kittens will have to fight hard to keep their (undeserved) position as the leaders in the beauty thing that I rightly am destined to be the leader of and people will invite me to all of their important parties and all of the beautiful people shall say how beautiful I am and I shall nod politely but in my secret bedroom behind my fake bedroom I shall laugh and laugh and mock how sad it must be to be beautiful but not quite as beautiful as I because I have been crowned to be the most beautiful in the whole widest world of the word and they are just a hollow shell that makes a dull empty thud of a noise if you were to strike it with the silver spoon that they were raised sucking.
Yes.
I may have digressed.
Er...
Might need to work on the steps... but er... follow my beautification program! Deep down, you know beauty is the new you! Unless, of course, you're already beautiful, in which case you probably might want to look at the refund policy carefully, and then Ha! Surprise... I win!
Anyway, I know you'd love to:
Strobist:
Bowens Gemini Pro 500 with brilliantly big softbox above camera pointing down at 45 degrees, set on 3.5. Two other Bowens with disappointingly smaller softboxes camera left and right at 45 degrees pointing at the most beautifully beautiful person who ever had a three step program to elevate herself to the most beautiful beauty in the whole wide world, both set on 3.5. Triggered by PC cord cable.
466/730: You should follow my three step body beautiful workout program...
There's just three steps between you and the new you.
You too can be like me.
But not me, you! A new you, a you that's just like me in every single perceivable way, but still being you without needing to give up on being you to be exactly like me - if you see what I mean. Like me, but you, without losing you in the beauty of a frame like me. Meyou if you like. Or maybe Youme - rhymes with tomb. Catchy.
Anyway... I digress.
You too can be like me!
It's a simple three step program with just four easy to follow steps.
Step 2: Keep repeating step one four times every 17 minutes.
Step 3: Get yourself a new black book - you're gonna need it gorgeous!
step 4: Go back to step two you lazy good for nothing parasite that comes here trying to steal my three step body beautification program without even asking for my phone number or asking me out on a date and it's been a long time since I had a date with anyone except that last guy that tried to lick my ear after I accidentally got mayonnaise in it and I learnt that he actually just wanted to steal my beatification program that is going to make me rich and make the world a more beautiful place where kittens will have to fight hard to keep their (undeserved) position as the leaders in the beauty thing that I rightly am destined to be the leader of and people will invite me to all of their important parties and all of the beautiful people shall say how beautiful I am and I shall nod politely but in my secret bedroom behind my fake bedroom I shall laugh and laugh and mock how sad it must be to be beautiful but not quite as beautiful as I because I have been crowned to be the most beautiful in the whole widest world of the word and they are just a hollow shell that makes a dull empty thud of a noise if you were to strike it with the silver spoon that they were raised sucking.
Yes.
I may have digressed.
Er...
Might need to work on the steps... but er... follow my beautification program! Deep down, you know beauty is the new you! Unless, of course, you're already beautiful, in which case you probably might want to look at the refund policy carefully, and then Ha! Surprise... I win!
Anyway, I know you'd love to:
Strobist:
Bowens Gemini Pro 500 with brilliantly big softbox above camera pointing down at 45 degrees, set on 3.5. Two other Bowens with disappointingly smaller softboxes camera left and right at 45 degrees pointing at the most beautifully beautiful person who ever had a three step program to elevate herself to the most beautiful beauty in the whole wide world, both set on 3.5. Triggered by PC cord cable.