Mr. Flibble
327/365: If you shake my weak lemon drink one more time...
...sohelpmegod I'll... er... *attempts to look menacing* ...I'll unleash the full fury of my furious fury.
Yes.
I don't know where you've heard it, but weak lemon drink is *stirred*, not shaken. And stirred precisely 14 times clockwise before you rotate the glass 273 degrees counter clockwise and add the love. Not 272, not 274, but 273 degrees. I have a protractor if you need. And if you add the love before then, you risk creating a tear in the very fabric of life itself.
Do you want to be responsible for that?
Do you?
I know you'd love to:
327/365: If you shake my weak lemon drink one more time...
...sohelpmegod I'll... er... *attempts to look menacing* ...I'll unleash the full fury of my furious fury.
Yes.
I don't know where you've heard it, but weak lemon drink is *stirred*, not shaken. And stirred precisely 14 times clockwise before you rotate the glass 273 degrees counter clockwise and add the love. Not 272, not 274, but 273 degrees. I have a protractor if you need. And if you add the love before then, you risk creating a tear in the very fabric of life itself.
Do you want to be responsible for that?
Do you?
I know you'd love to: