Mr. Flibble
261/365: Absolutely nothing to worry about... er...
They're meant to be that size. Yup. And that fountain of pus that's stuck your knees together - perfectly normal.
Don't worry about those flamingo-shaped protusions from your elbows either - I hear that's just a temporary side effect from eating particulalry knobbly gherkins... almost certainly.
Anyway.. if maybe you'd like to er, just step outside, I've er... got some... er...
*sound of Mr. Flibble jumping out of 14th floor window*
I know you'd love to:
261/365: Absolutely nothing to worry about... er...
They're meant to be that size. Yup. And that fountain of pus that's stuck your knees together - perfectly normal.
Don't worry about those flamingo-shaped protusions from your elbows either - I hear that's just a temporary side effect from eating particulalry knobbly gherkins... almost certainly.
Anyway.. if maybe you'd like to er, just step outside, I've er... got some... er...
*sound of Mr. Flibble jumping out of 14th floor window*
I know you'd love to: