Roller-Disco Unicorn
This unicorn is being called a "jerkacorn" because even though he has two pairs of roller skates on, he fails to realize that this song is "couples only". Why does he fail to realize such a blatant roller-rink status while being propelled round and round by magical flatulence? Because he is so thrilled at getting half of The Smiths inked on his flank (he's still saving for Johnny Marr). He's so caught up whistling the eighth-note from the bridge of "Vicar In A Tutu" that he forgot all amount the sprinkle donut he put on his horn as a quick energy boost. Live Mike and I sure know how to hang out at a bar on a Friday night!!
Roller-Disco Unicorn
This unicorn is being called a "jerkacorn" because even though he has two pairs of roller skates on, he fails to realize that this song is "couples only". Why does he fail to realize such a blatant roller-rink status while being propelled round and round by magical flatulence? Because he is so thrilled at getting half of The Smiths inked on his flank (he's still saving for Johnny Marr). He's so caught up whistling the eighth-note from the bridge of "Vicar In A Tutu" that he forgot all amount the sprinkle donut he put on his horn as a quick energy boost. Live Mike and I sure know how to hang out at a bar on a Friday night!!