My Ferret

Soooo... still feeling a bit insecure, so I'll be posting some fluff and stuff until I get worked up enough to post the photos from all the trips and hikes we've done over the summer.

 

This here is my ferret. He's got a loooong history. We go way back, all the way to college. Drexel U. Fashion Department participated in a PETA competition, to design something fantastic out of fake fur. They even gave us different kinds of fake fur.

I like fake fur way better than real one, anyway, so it was fun to do. I used really fluffy kind to make a... hm, it's like a bag that you'd wear to the hippest, most radest of the parties. And it also keeps you pretty warm.

 

I'm getting to the ferret part, so pay attention now. I used to work really long hours in the studio, so it got lonely there, and also sleep deprivation and starvation had their effects on me. So one evening I made me a thing, which I called "ferret" out of remnants of the fur I've used for my project. It was long and tubular and reminded me of the ferret from Sluggy Freelance comic.

 

It was my friend all the way until I graduated. It was not the only friend, of course, but still. Now I must keep it hidden, on the account of Chime, of course. And Dominic.

Done