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Martha, Texas

Martha came downstairs early that morning. Her Sunday School class was expected like the plague. Oh! what pious beacons of depravity!

 

Whispering Hail Marys... Martha went down to vacuum the living room one last time. There would not be a spec of dirt or snow or so much as a blade of grass on her floors.

 

She absolutely could not figure out where all these peanut shells came from. She had cautioned her husband, Thomas, many times about eating peanuts outside of the man cave in the basement. She could not get him to forgo the snack as he fed them also to his ferrets.

 

Ferrets?

 

Martha shuddered and closed her eyes. Four other pairs of eyes opened and if you listened very carefully... you could hear them sneaking back to the cellar.

 

Meanwhile, Thomas was all safe and warm in his bed, tucked in the eaves of his house. He was daydreaming but stood straight up when he heard his dear wife say, "Mien Gott im Himmel!" Followed by a house shaking thud.

 

Thomas raced to his wife and found her on her back on the floor, her hand was still firmly gripping the handle of the vacuum. She groaned. Thomas released her fingers from the vacuum and turned it off. Then he tenderly gazed down upon her as she opened her eyes.

 

That's when he saw the puddle of blood she was laying in.

 

 

[Schultz Bros.] Cozy Attic Loft - Skybox from Deco(c)rate

PILOT & Can't Even - Basket of Pumpkins

Calm. Vouvant Pitcher - Light Zinc

Apple Fall Industrial Sideboard

Apple Fall Musquee de Provence Pumpkins

*AF* Harvest Candles

PILOT - Tufted Sofa [Tan Leather]

Sari-Sari - Cozy Pillow Stack from Deco(c)rate

Sari-Sari - Pillow (hold)

[ keke ] rainy day tall lamp . golden x2

Kalopsia - Cozy Coffee Table from Deco(c)rate

Kalopsia - Cozy Mug w/Tea x2

Kalopsia - Cozy Book Stack - several

Kalopsia - Cozy Polaroids

Fancy Decor: Crystal Candlestick (gold) x2

Apple Fall Milan Lounge - Red Leather (Box)

Birdy - Hocus Pocus - Vacuum Mount RARE

Birdy - Boudoir - Candles 1

*AF* Harvest Hanging Corn x2

Apple Fall Pumpkin Harvest Wreath

Mesh India My Cozy Night <3 {with texture change} from Deco(c)rate

MudHoney Briley Fringe Rug

 

Specimen also contains four (4) believed to be Alien entities. All that is known at this time is that they were manufactured by a company called Serenity Style, Earth. Further investigation may prove difficult with the so-called "Master-Mind" Hanstrid Inshan is difficult to locate, trace, or manipulate in any manner. Perhaps a better spelling of the name or a quick bloodtest will yield more information.

 

 

 

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Uploaded on November 12, 2017