The Time Travelling Sneeze from the Future (A tale of Tiny Edward Saturday).
Again, the papers jump up from the table and flutter wildly, some slip to the floor. Tiny Edward Saturday sees a scatter of dandelion seeds rush through the air in front of his face. Each time it happens, the buffet pushes him backwards. Not far, just about the length of a lozenge. There is an explanation for this phenomena, and it is this: recently while folding his astronomical handkerchief in a meddling kind of way, Tiny has created a black hole nostril, and sneezes are arriving, accelerated from noses that are forwards in history.
The Time Travelling Sneeze from the Future (A tale of Tiny Edward Saturday).
Again, the papers jump up from the table and flutter wildly, some slip to the floor. Tiny Edward Saturday sees a scatter of dandelion seeds rush through the air in front of his face. Each time it happens, the buffet pushes him backwards. Not far, just about the length of a lozenge. There is an explanation for this phenomena, and it is this: recently while folding his astronomical handkerchief in a meddling kind of way, Tiny has created a black hole nostril, and sneezes are arriving, accelerated from noses that are forwards in history.