Mr. Oinkers

Mr. Oinkers: "You should write a song called 'Fuck Bacon.'"

 

Nixon: "That would needlessly alienate a large portion of my potential audience, Mr. Oinkers."

 

Mr. Oinkers: "What was that, Nixon? I couldn't hear you over the sound of selling out."

 

Nixon: "DAMNIT, MR. OINKERS! WE'RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL ANYMORE! ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!"

 

;)

 

- O.P.

 

(For more livestock high-jinks, visit: prichardnixon.bandcamp.com/.)

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