“Not only have I not got a mobile phone, I haven't got a computer.” --John Cooper Clarke on technology
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01jcdbc
Not only have I not got a mobile phone, I haven't got a computer. I don't employ an artificial intelligence of any kind. People say to me:
“you should have a computer.”
I say
“look I know how f**king great they are. That's the very reason I can't have one - I'll just watch a bit of Dion & The Belmonts. What was that Elvis film? Ooh, that reminds me, that Grace Kelly movie. I'll just download this Marx Brothers clip.”
I'd never get out of the f**king house, I'd f**king die! You'd find me f**king dead with a pizza box, with me arse in the air and me pants round me ankles in front of a flickering f**king computer screen
“We bought him that computer and he never went out. Never went through the f**king door. The milk stopped being delivered and he f**king died.”
“Not only have I not got a mobile phone, I haven't got a computer.” --John Cooper Clarke on technology
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01jcdbc
Not only have I not got a mobile phone, I haven't got a computer. I don't employ an artificial intelligence of any kind. People say to me:
“you should have a computer.”
I say
“look I know how f**king great they are. That's the very reason I can't have one - I'll just watch a bit of Dion & The Belmonts. What was that Elvis film? Ooh, that reminds me, that Grace Kelly movie. I'll just download this Marx Brothers clip.”
I'd never get out of the f**king house, I'd f**king die! You'd find me f**king dead with a pizza box, with me arse in the air and me pants round me ankles in front of a flickering f**king computer screen
“We bought him that computer and he never went out. Never went through the f**king door. The milk stopped being delivered and he f**king died.”