What about a water bottle #Wardle?

An elderly Duke had a slightly deaf butler called Wardle.

 

"Wardle, run my bath for me, will you"

 

So the butler filled the bath, added the cologne, and draped the Duke's bathrobe over the rail.

 

The Duke lowered himself into the water, and settled down for a soak.

 

 

As the butler was leaving the bathroom, the Duke farted loudly in the bath water, with rumbling bubbles everywhere.

 

 

When the Duke had finished bathing, he went to his room and pulled down his bed cover. Inside the bed was a hot water bottle.

 

"Wardle, what's this doing in my bed?"

 

"You asked for it Sir."

 

"No I didn't"

 

"Oh yes you did Sir - as I was leaving the bathroom, I'm sure I heard you say '

 

*What-about-a-water-bottle-Wardle* '

Done