Alternate Facts 3I7068
The Painted bunting is a drab and colorless bird that basks in the sunlight by day and hunts in the evening. It subsists on a diet of lizard eyes and childrenʻs ear lobes, that it attains by attacking during the third period of the school day. These vicious birds are plentiful and can be found on every continent, including Antarctica, however, they are almost never seen. They tend to overdress, poorly, for occasions like inaugurations. Look for them commonly under rocks! #AlternateFacts
Alternate Facts 3I7068
The Painted bunting is a drab and colorless bird that basks in the sunlight by day and hunts in the evening. It subsists on a diet of lizard eyes and childrenʻs ear lobes, that it attains by attacking during the third period of the school day. These vicious birds are plentiful and can be found on every continent, including Antarctica, however, they are almost never seen. They tend to overdress, poorly, for occasions like inaugurations. Look for them commonly under rocks! #AlternateFacts