Resurrection? Hire a Plot on the Mount of Olives

Apparently, when the Messiah has his Second Coming, he'll walk out through a special, otherwise locked gate in the old city of Jerusalem, and the first place he'll come to is the Mount of Olives. Hence, all those buried there will be the first to be resurrected from the dead and saved.

 

Unsurprisingly, it's quite an expensive place to have a funeral.

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