Turbine Dragster
RECIPE:
1) Take the biggest Watt & Pritney gas turbine engine that you can find; sprinkle a trio of smaller engines to the vertices of the triangle; add four wheels and a giant spoiler.
2) Hollow out a small niche for a driver/pilot/test dummy on top of the vehicle (preferably on the side that the civilised world drives on).
3) Steering? It's a dragster! It just goes very fast in straight lines. You don't need to parallel park or squeeze it between a pair of SUVs in Kwik Save's carpark!
4) If Matt Rowntree should even so much as be suspected of thinking of mentioning the lack of mud flaps, beat him with fish.
FOURTH WALL
Brick Bending seems to be my experimental theme this summer.
Turbine Dragster
RECIPE:
1) Take the biggest Watt & Pritney gas turbine engine that you can find; sprinkle a trio of smaller engines to the vertices of the triangle; add four wheels and a giant spoiler.
2) Hollow out a small niche for a driver/pilot/test dummy on top of the vehicle (preferably on the side that the civilised world drives on).
3) Steering? It's a dragster! It just goes very fast in straight lines. You don't need to parallel park or squeeze it between a pair of SUVs in Kwik Save's carpark!
4) If Matt Rowntree should even so much as be suspected of thinking of mentioning the lack of mud flaps, beat him with fish.
FOURTH WALL
Brick Bending seems to be my experimental theme this summer.