Light Sabre Roller
The Star Wars franchise finally died out after its 2,357th iteration flopped at the box office. Bereft of ideas, the production team's last project was a re-working of Samuel Beckett's classic "Waiting for Godot".
The film starred Jar Jar Binks as Vladimir, Master Yoda as Estragon and the late Sir Alec Guinness as the eponymous Godot. Lucky was played by a CGI reworking of Princess Leia, Pozzo by Jabba the Hutt and The Boy by Chewbacca. The ensuing syntactical assault on audiences' ears caused mass hysteria and rioting in cinemas across the galaxy. This subsequently bankrupted the producers with billions of compensation claims.
As a result of this kerfuffle, heaps of redundant lightsabers were cheaply available. Llwyngwril Systems' vehicle design department, ever on the lookout for making a quick buck and something silly, bought up the stockpiles and the Light Sabre Roller was the misbegotten result. The Light Sabre Roller had unfortunate career. It was a rather heavy vehicle, frequently deployed into swamps and marshes due to its misleading name.
Light Sabre Roller
The Star Wars franchise finally died out after its 2,357th iteration flopped at the box office. Bereft of ideas, the production team's last project was a re-working of Samuel Beckett's classic "Waiting for Godot".
The film starred Jar Jar Binks as Vladimir, Master Yoda as Estragon and the late Sir Alec Guinness as the eponymous Godot. Lucky was played by a CGI reworking of Princess Leia, Pozzo by Jabba the Hutt and The Boy by Chewbacca. The ensuing syntactical assault on audiences' ears caused mass hysteria and rioting in cinemas across the galaxy. This subsequently bankrupted the producers with billions of compensation claims.
As a result of this kerfuffle, heaps of redundant lightsabers were cheaply available. Llwyngwril Systems' vehicle design department, ever on the lookout for making a quick buck and something silly, bought up the stockpiles and the Light Sabre Roller was the misbegotten result. The Light Sabre Roller had unfortunate career. It was a rather heavy vehicle, frequently deployed into swamps and marshes due to its misleading name.