Living Las Vegas -- 31st Floor, Strip-View King Room -- Monte Carlo Hotel & Casino -- MGM Grand Resort & Casino -- Las Vegas 2016
Gentlemen -- Welcome to Day Two.
You know good and well that your very lovely lady did not fly all this way to Las Vegas just to follow you up-and-down the Las Vegas Strip and watch you take FLICKR pictures! You Know This -- So it shouldn't bother you if your woman requires an extra hour or two of sleep. After all, you did get your woman a luxurious day bed down at the cabaña lounging pools. And she does has her own personal business to attend to.
Can You DIG It!
And really, if you two hadn't spent all that time yesterday afternoon drinking frozen Mango Margaritas at CABO WABO, y'all would have picked up your show tickets at the Westgate Casino Resort. So guess what you get to do this morning!
Your woman doesn't need you right now. She can get her own breakfast either at the buffet or poolside from the Monte Carlo PUB. If your woman needs lunch while she's working on her suntan, she can have the cocktail waitress bring her a pizza from 800 Degrees, or have some BBQ brought in from the Double Barrel Roadhouse. Or she can text your Blackberry smart phone and arrange to meet you for late lunch at Nine Fine Irishmen across the boulevard at NY-NY.
In the meantime, you need to get on over there to the Las Vegas Monorail Station at the MGM Grand Resort & Casino and get up to the Far North Strip to get your VIP front row tickets for 'SEXXY by Jennifer Roma,' and for 'PURPLE Reign - THE Prince Tribute Show.' Keep your smart phone handy in case your very lovely lady wants you to stop at CRYSTALS or the Caesars Palace Forum Shops to pick-up something nice and spiffy for her to wear to the show tonight. Life Is Very Good Here When Your Woman Is Very Happy Here!
Can You DIG It!!
Living Las Vegas -- 31st Floor, Strip-View King Room -- Monte Carlo Hotel & Casino -- MGM Grand Resort & Casino -- Las Vegas 2016
Gentlemen -- Welcome to Day Two.
You know good and well that your very lovely lady did not fly all this way to Las Vegas just to follow you up-and-down the Las Vegas Strip and watch you take FLICKR pictures! You Know This -- So it shouldn't bother you if your woman requires an extra hour or two of sleep. After all, you did get your woman a luxurious day bed down at the cabaña lounging pools. And she does has her own personal business to attend to.
Can You DIG It!
And really, if you two hadn't spent all that time yesterday afternoon drinking frozen Mango Margaritas at CABO WABO, y'all would have picked up your show tickets at the Westgate Casino Resort. So guess what you get to do this morning!
Your woman doesn't need you right now. She can get her own breakfast either at the buffet or poolside from the Monte Carlo PUB. If your woman needs lunch while she's working on her suntan, she can have the cocktail waitress bring her a pizza from 800 Degrees, or have some BBQ brought in from the Double Barrel Roadhouse. Or she can text your Blackberry smart phone and arrange to meet you for late lunch at Nine Fine Irishmen across the boulevard at NY-NY.
In the meantime, you need to get on over there to the Las Vegas Monorail Station at the MGM Grand Resort & Casino and get up to the Far North Strip to get your VIP front row tickets for 'SEXXY by Jennifer Roma,' and for 'PURPLE Reign - THE Prince Tribute Show.' Keep your smart phone handy in case your very lovely lady wants you to stop at CRYSTALS or the Caesars Palace Forum Shops to pick-up something nice and spiffy for her to wear to the show tonight. Life Is Very Good Here When Your Woman Is Very Happy Here!
Can You DIG It!!