After the Punchline
So, The Pope, Dick Cheney and a boy scout were sharing a plane ride back from a "hunting" trip when Dicks shotgun accidentally discharges towards the cockpit, they rush to the front of the plane only to find both pilots dead, Cheney looks to the other two and says, "It wasn't me, damn cheap ass Italian shotguns, quick, grab the parachutes and lets jump before this thing goes down"
They scramble around but only find two parachutes, they are mortified at the decision they are facing and decide that the only way to make the life or death choice is too convince the others that they are more deserving. The Pope goes first, " I am an inspiration to 100s of millions, my words bring comfort to the suffering masses of the world and I guide the prayers of so many to the Lords ears, I must get a chute."
The boy scout goes next " I'm so young and have such a long life ahead of me, I have spent the last ten years helping others and serving my community, it's gotta be me". Dick thinks for a second. " I'm the smartest man in world, I rule the worlds only superpower through my Puppet George , he gets all the blame and looks like the idiot for any blunders that occur, besides I still have two rounds in my shotgun, see ya later suckers!" with which he grabs a chute, straps it on and leaps out the door. The Pope looks at the boy scout and says " What we gonna do now, there's only one left?" The boy scout smiles and replies, " No Problem, the smartest man in the world just jumped with my backpack!!"
After the Punchline
So, The Pope, Dick Cheney and a boy scout were sharing a plane ride back from a "hunting" trip when Dicks shotgun accidentally discharges towards the cockpit, they rush to the front of the plane only to find both pilots dead, Cheney looks to the other two and says, "It wasn't me, damn cheap ass Italian shotguns, quick, grab the parachutes and lets jump before this thing goes down"
They scramble around but only find two parachutes, they are mortified at the decision they are facing and decide that the only way to make the life or death choice is too convince the others that they are more deserving. The Pope goes first, " I am an inspiration to 100s of millions, my words bring comfort to the suffering masses of the world and I guide the prayers of so many to the Lords ears, I must get a chute."
The boy scout goes next " I'm so young and have such a long life ahead of me, I have spent the last ten years helping others and serving my community, it's gotta be me". Dick thinks for a second. " I'm the smartest man in world, I rule the worlds only superpower through my Puppet George , he gets all the blame and looks like the idiot for any blunders that occur, besides I still have two rounds in my shotgun, see ya later suckers!" with which he grabs a chute, straps it on and leaps out the door. The Pope looks at the boy scout and says " What we gonna do now, there's only one left?" The boy scout smiles and replies, " No Problem, the smartest man in the world just jumped with my backpack!!"