Crooked House

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.

He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.

He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,

And they all lived together in a little crooked house

 

(English Nursery Rhyme)

 

I'm not quite sure what the crooked house "thing" is. But I quite like it.

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