Locals

An "Only Locals" handpainted sign. Except there didn't seem to be any locals there either.

 

And a jolly warm welcome to Mr and Mrs Kpcv and the unluckiest "Lucky Lucky Man" in the world (maybe looky looky or even lookie lookie) who just happened to stumble across a beach with no-one else on it except two non-local British tourists (who sadly didn't want to buy a fake Rolex)

 

Somewhere in Italy.

Done