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Auryen Morellus: welcome to the Dragonshborn Musheum. I trusht your trip went well?

Asharria: it was uneventful. but I was accused, by a guard, of being a "high" elf

Auryen: yesh, human educationsh is shorely lacking. we are from the Aldmeri Dominion

Asharria: and "wood elves"?

Auryen: Boshmer, of courshe. I'd shay you're a half-breed, by your shkin tone..

Asharria: and I would say you have a severe case of Jaundice from alcoholism

Auryen: I.. can't pay you. I tried to gain the help of the Dragonborn hershelf, but..

Asharria: she was too busy?

Auryen: naked and carrying a baby so long ago..

Asharria: naked? was she traumatized or something?

Auryen: the Dragonborn is a lunatic. I haven't had any visitorsh shince. I'm out of fundsh to eat..

Asharria: you poor thing! I had better cook you some apple dumplings and potato bread

Auryen: you brought food from your voyage?

Asharria: not at all. I'm amazed at the fresh fruit and vegetables humans throw out

Auryen: of courshe. and they wonder why elves live longer

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