Basil

Basil, the Bat Lord. Are you a vampire?

 

'No, uhm, I am definitely not a vampire.'

 

People are saying you have been bitten by a vampire...

 

'Nonsense gossip of those peasants... maybe I should slay them all.'

 

So you have been bitten by...

 

'By a bat. My tower is full with bats. They are not domesticated so sometimes shit happens you know...'

 

And yor red eyes?

 

'Allergy.'

 

And your canine teeth are grown?

 

'Absolutely not. I regularly visit my local dentist for control.'

 

May we see you teeth?

 

'Uhm, I am afraid not. I can not get my helmet off as my skin is very sensitive for sunlight. Now would you throw that garlic garland from your neck and join me for a lunch?'

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