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Shopping is Hell. (41/365)

Finding clothes for me is the most difficult stressful part of my life. My shoulders are broad, my boobs are disproportionate to my waist, I'm tall, My feet are too big.. you name it. If a shirt fits my waist, it gaps at my chest.. if it fits my chest.. I am drowning in the rest of it. Pants are too short, or too long but too tight, too big in the legs when the waist fits, and I have a crotch wedgie. I'm pretty much discontent, dare I say irate and I don't even know why I try anymore.. but if I don't get new work clothes soon I'm going to lose it.

 

On my shit list today? Express and NY & Company. NY and Co was just disheartening, because I was into their prices but all their clothes make me look lumpy. It turns out I am not Ellen Pompeo. As for Express.. gouge your sizes a little more and hire snootier sales people.. I DARE YOU. I was even going to throw all my morals aside and buy your $70 pants, but No. No.

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Uploaded on November 11, 2008
Taken on November 10, 2008