the office / ranting
office girl: "did you just take a picture of the plate of cookies?"
me: "um... no...."
So if pretty much everyone in the office says they're "on a diet," who keeps bringing in junk like this? Yesterday a whole bunch of chocolate moon pies appeared. Before that it was giant muffins and Panera cinnamon-encrusted bagels.
Then everyone pressures everyone else to eat it so it "doesn't go to waste." It seems they think I should eat it because I'm all chubby so clearly I'll eat anything with sprinkles on it. Also being just 27, they think I'm a starving college student desperate for food I don't have to pay for.
Aaarrrrggggh! If they need to bring in "treats" can't it be something healthy?
Hmmm... I guess these cookies appeared about an hour after I found a bag of apples in the trash..
Sounds like a good diptych.
the office / ranting
office girl: "did you just take a picture of the plate of cookies?"
me: "um... no...."
So if pretty much everyone in the office says they're "on a diet," who keeps bringing in junk like this? Yesterday a whole bunch of chocolate moon pies appeared. Before that it was giant muffins and Panera cinnamon-encrusted bagels.
Then everyone pressures everyone else to eat it so it "doesn't go to waste." It seems they think I should eat it because I'm all chubby so clearly I'll eat anything with sprinkles on it. Also being just 27, they think I'm a starving college student desperate for food I don't have to pay for.
Aaarrrrggggh! If they need to bring in "treats" can't it be something healthy?
Hmmm... I guess these cookies appeared about an hour after I found a bag of apples in the trash..
Sounds like a good diptych.