I'm ready for my pap smear!!!

"What do you want I should smear it on? This paper sheet? Where is the spatula?"

 

We think she means speculum.

 

"SPATULA! I HAVE TO SMEAR IT ON THE SPATULA, AND THEN IT MAKES THE PANCAKES RISE!"

 

What? Never mind. No. Don't explain it any further. Enough.

 

"Amateurs!!! Hey can I get a brazilian too since I'm already up here like this?"

 

Bye, Sassparilla.

 

"Bye, ya ol' candy ass!"

Done