Mr. Shankly
Pink Vadge of Courage
Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Ariane. She often wondered, "How does one fathom and take a gander at exactly what the inner and outer workings of my womanly interstices?" As she quietly pondered, the answer to her agony slowly but surely presented itself in the form of consumerism (as all American citizens should). As quickly as she felt vexed, she exclaimed gleefully, "TO THE BARNES AND NOBLE CHILDREN'S SECTION I GO!" And go she did!
Pink Vadge of Courage
Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Ariane. She often wondered, "How does one fathom and take a gander at exactly what the inner and outer workings of my womanly interstices?" As she quietly pondered, the answer to her agony slowly but surely presented itself in the form of consumerism (as all American citizens should). As quickly as she felt vexed, she exclaimed gleefully, "TO THE BARNES AND NOBLE CHILDREN'S SECTION I GO!" And go she did!