Googlebot Replaced By Cyborg Joan Rivers

This is what Google News is recommending I read.

 

Now, I love celebrity weddings as much as the next 31-year-old geekish American male... Especially when they involve overblown actresses and ... um ... who the hell is Keith Urban?

 

If this was really watching my news consumption, it would give me stories about Apple rumors, Gator Baseball and purported alien abductions*.

 

* Not necessarily in that order

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