EWSG: Deadpool (application)

bold= Deadpool

italic= Serious Voice

underlined= Jokey Voice

"quotation = Domino"

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Party time!

Party! Where?

Not that type of party you idiot!

Relax you two, there will be ladies

I walked into my "fun house" to grab some "party favors"

Oh! Grab the rocket launcher!

No! Grab the Sniper rifle!

How about we just go classic?

Minigun?

Of course not, he's going to grab the pistol!

Winner goes to the man in the yellow box!

Told ya!

What do I win?

An imaginary girlfriend!

Hurtful!

You can't be serious!

I'm not! The prize is watching me be awesome!

Yippee!

Have mercy on my soul!

You are a voice in my head, you don't have a soul

Says the heartless killer

Touché

*sniff* *sniff* What is that smell?

I think that it's us.

When was the last time you took a shower?

About last week, or was it month?

Even I can't take the smell of us

*Ring* *ring*

Mr. Wilson isn't here right now, but he promises to get back to you soon!

"Wade, it's domino."

Oh hey babe!

"Don't call me that, but when are you getting here?"

I'm on my way now! Love ya!

*Click*

Let's go get some booze!

To the batcave!

Don't say that!

Why?

Copyright claims

Okay then, to the deadcave!

Party time!

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Redid it! Hope you enjoyed it!

-Darman

Done