Anatomy of a Poet

Needs to be read aloud (for 1st language English speakers only!)

 

 

 

 

her footle is connected

 

to her frumpy-rumple-doo

 

which conspirigates itself around

 

her antiperspypoo

 

her post-lymphatic gangeroids

 

located in each ear

 

avoid her situponicles

 

located in the rear

 

her polyglotic femuroidal

 

sophoglatic phlange

 

hangs very loosely in between

 

and guards against the mange

 

her angeroidal metacarpis

 

just above the chest

 

contracts to hyperventilate

 

and aeriates her vest

 

constricted by contabulations

 

round about the heart

 

are brillopaddic bumbly-tracts

 

which meet then fall apart

 

her streptopickle-plonking button

 

just below the ribs

 

recedes in stormy weather

 

or when she’s telling fibs

 

her cybernetic clacker-wibble

 

wobbles when she walks

 

her tackytetro-telemachus

 

giggles when she talks

 

her secondary pontefract

 

pulsating near the spleen

 

emits a pulmonary spray

 

and turns a putrid green

 

her vacillating vladivostok

 

often lying dormant

 

is known to burst its bladderbog

 

and cause a sudden torment

 

her catalytic shifter

 

which is often out of use

 

installs itself quite neatly

 

in her Ashby-De-La-Zouche

 

her megalythic marlybone

 

is just like yours or mine

 

and it swivels in a socket at the bottom of her spine

 

at dinner-time her heebiegeebie

 

gastronominater

 

consolidates her consomme

 

and purifies it later

 

but

 

her poetetic persiflage

 

is what she uses best

 

that’s the bit that writes the poems

 

and it never takes a rest

 

 

ANN ZIETY

 

Done