Exhibit B: Clay Aiken Whirling around Marshall Fields' Holiday Window

Clay Aiken, American Idol sensation, seen here after the resurrection of Snow White while a dwarf looks on. "I just assumed he was gay, not that there's anything wrong with that," Ms. White remarked, "you know, whatever. He broke that bitch's spell, so it's all good. After this window gig is over I'm going to have the Queer Eye guys pull an intervention on his hair, though."

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