Workin' 9 to 5
Delpha McCrae, waitress at the Somewhereville Diner calls herself "the caffeine mule," topping off mugs before they hit the halfway mark. Some of the old-timers drink 10 cups before breakfast. After 15 years on the job her hair smells like grease, onions, bacon, and despair. Shampoo doesn't touch it. Neither does prayer. She hears everything and is discrete: she knows about five affairs, three bankruptcies, and one underground ferret-fighting ring. She doesn't ask. Be sure to sit in her section the next time you're in the diner--and don't forget to leave her a hefty tip.
Image imagined in MidJourney AI and finished with Topaz Studio and Lightroom Classic.
Workin' 9 to 5
Delpha McCrae, waitress at the Somewhereville Diner calls herself "the caffeine mule," topping off mugs before they hit the halfway mark. Some of the old-timers drink 10 cups before breakfast. After 15 years on the job her hair smells like grease, onions, bacon, and despair. Shampoo doesn't touch it. Neither does prayer. She hears everything and is discrete: she knows about five affairs, three bankruptcies, and one underground ferret-fighting ring. She doesn't ask. Be sure to sit in her section the next time you're in the diner--and don't forget to leave her a hefty tip.
Image imagined in MidJourney AI and finished with Topaz Studio and Lightroom Classic.