The Distinguished Dr. Fell
Somewhereville's leading psychiatrist, is the leading clinician for treating Phantom Vibration Perception Disorder (PVPD): where Individuals believe their phones are vibrating when they're not, leading to frequent pocket checks and concerned glances by people who wonder what they're fiddling with in their pockets.
Dr. Fell is also the foremost authority on Pseudoscientific Factual Rambling Syndrome (PFRS): A condition causing patients to narrate detailed yet entirely fictional stories with an air of absolute certainty, often involving time-traveling cats or political conspiracy theories concerning garden gnomes.
When the weight on your shoulders feels heavier than a hippo in high heels, reach out to Dr. Fell.
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The Distinguished Dr. Fell
Somewhereville's leading psychiatrist, is the leading clinician for treating Phantom Vibration Perception Disorder (PVPD): where Individuals believe their phones are vibrating when they're not, leading to frequent pocket checks and concerned glances by people who wonder what they're fiddling with in their pockets.
Dr. Fell is also the foremost authority on Pseudoscientific Factual Rambling Syndrome (PFRS): A condition causing patients to narrate detailed yet entirely fictional stories with an air of absolute certainty, often involving time-traveling cats or political conspiracy theories concerning garden gnomes.
When the weight on your shoulders feels heavier than a hippo in high heels, reach out to Dr. Fell.
Image imagined in MidJourney AI and finished with Topaz Studio 2.0 and Lightroom Classic.