Hector and Polly

What's that girl? Little Timmy is trapped in a well? Well SO WHAT? Serves the little brat right for not looking where he was playing! Let him figure his own way out, if he suceeds, it'll build character, if he fails, then it's one less stupid person we have to worrry about! Either way, we win! Now grab me a beer and maybe I'll toss you a cracker!

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