Decepticreep
Take your medicine!
Bones: Jim! So it's true!What are you doing back on the bridge? You're not fully healed from your ordeal on Colon IV, get back to Sickbay immediately!
Kirk: I assure, you doctor, that I'm completely fit for duty!
Bones: In a pig's eye! You just don't want to take your medicine - you know it's time for your next dose and you just can't handle the side effects!
Kirk: Bones, this is rediculous! I tell you I AM FIT FOR DUTY! Spock, tell him, don't I seem perfectly healed?
Spock: As unlikely as it may seem, the doctor is actually correct, and according to regulations he does have the final say in such matters...
Kirk: Don't you quote the rulebook at me, mister!Bones, surely there has to be ...some other medicine for my "condition"? The nausia, the bloating, the vomiting, the diaherrea, the (shudders) DRYMOUTH! I ..can't ..take..it..anymore!
Bones: I'm sorry Jim, but this treatment is the only way to cure the Rigellian Clap! Maybe you should be a bit more careful about WHO you decide to spend your next shore leave with!Now, don't make me order Spock to relieve you! You've only got 2 more doses to take to complete the cure!
Kirk: Oh all right! You win! (under his breath) easy to say when you're not the one who has stuff coming out of both ends all day long!
Bones:I knew you'd see it my way! Nurse, hand me the hypospray!
Kirk: What? You're going to give it to me here...now.. on the bridge?
Bones: You've left us no choice, Jim, you're already 45 minutes late for the next dose, if we don't act now you'll have to start the treatment all over again!Don't worry, we'll get you back to Sickbay before you can have any "accidents" in front of the rest of the crew!
Kirk:(sarcastically) You're a true friend!
Take your medicine!
Bones: Jim! So it's true!What are you doing back on the bridge? You're not fully healed from your ordeal on Colon IV, get back to Sickbay immediately!
Kirk: I assure, you doctor, that I'm completely fit for duty!
Bones: In a pig's eye! You just don't want to take your medicine - you know it's time for your next dose and you just can't handle the side effects!
Kirk: Bones, this is rediculous! I tell you I AM FIT FOR DUTY! Spock, tell him, don't I seem perfectly healed?
Spock: As unlikely as it may seem, the doctor is actually correct, and according to regulations he does have the final say in such matters...
Kirk: Don't you quote the rulebook at me, mister!Bones, surely there has to be ...some other medicine for my "condition"? The nausia, the bloating, the vomiting, the diaherrea, the (shudders) DRYMOUTH! I ..can't ..take..it..anymore!
Bones: I'm sorry Jim, but this treatment is the only way to cure the Rigellian Clap! Maybe you should be a bit more careful about WHO you decide to spend your next shore leave with!Now, don't make me order Spock to relieve you! You've only got 2 more doses to take to complete the cure!
Kirk: Oh all right! You win! (under his breath) easy to say when you're not the one who has stuff coming out of both ends all day long!
Bones:I knew you'd see it my way! Nurse, hand me the hypospray!
Kirk: What? You're going to give it to me here...now.. on the bridge?
Bones: You've left us no choice, Jim, you're already 45 minutes late for the next dose, if we don't act now you'll have to start the treatment all over again!Don't worry, we'll get you back to Sickbay before you can have any "accidents" in front of the rest of the crew!
Kirk:(sarcastically) You're a true friend!