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Cobra Pep Rally, Part 16: A Bold New Direction
Cobra Commander: For example, we're bringing back the ever popular Viper Ssscout cookiesss again thiss year, so if you have any little onesss, get them back out there door to door again to ssshow their ssupport for Cobra! Remember: all cookiess have been sspecially treated with Dr.Mindbender'ss ssecret formula which makesss the masssesss more ssuceptable to our messsage! All proceeds go to sssettle my debts with Dessstro!
We're making sssome exciting deals in Hollywood!Both Big Boa and Croc Massster have ssigned on to be in the next "Mad Max" ssequel and have generoussly agreed to donate their ssalaries to Cobra!Let'sss give them a hand! You ssee, my fellow sssnakess, THAT'S exactly the sssort of difficult ssacrifice I demand from you asss my loyal sssubjects!
Maybe next yearI'll let them up here on ssstage!
I've also sssold the rights to my insspirational life ssstory "The Rissse of Cobra" to Paramount www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/ for a decent sssum of money. Now asss alwaysss, Hollywood hass taken ssome creative, ah..licensse with the sstory, but don't let it upsset you too much, just remember that this is what'ss paying for our electricity thessse dayss!
There'ss alssso our exciting move into the mobile phone market with our latesst venture: Cobra Wirelesss! Now I'm going to have to order all of you to sspend at least half your sshifts anssswering cusstomer sservice calls until we can afford to hire sssome new help, but becaussse I know that you, like me, alwayss put Cobra Firsst, you won't mind!
SSo asss you can ssee we now have a TRULY extensssive plan to help bail uss out of this crississ, asss oppossesd
to sssimply CALLING ssomething "extenssive" when really it'sss NOT!
And I am confident, CONFIDENT that with the continued hard work and ssupport of you, the faceless minions of Cobra, we can sssteer through thisss difficult time, sshed our ssskin, and get back to our misssion of global conquesst! Yesss, we can!
sound of crickets
Cobra Commander: Where isss my thunderouss applausse? Overkill! Order your B.A.T.sss to MAKE them applaud! I command it!
Overkill: 001 001 1010!
The Battle Android Troopers under overkill's command raise their weapons menacingly at the crowd of troopers, muted applause ensues.
Cobra Commander: Now THAT'ss more like it!Give it up for the head ssnake!Who'ss your daddy?Who lovess ya?
Cobra Pep Rally, Part 16: A Bold New Direction
Cobra Commander: For example, we're bringing back the ever popular Viper Ssscout cookiesss again thiss year, so if you have any little onesss, get them back out there door to door again to ssshow their ssupport for Cobra! Remember: all cookiess have been sspecially treated with Dr.Mindbender'ss ssecret formula which makesss the masssesss more ssuceptable to our messsage! All proceeds go to sssettle my debts with Dessstro!
We're making sssome exciting deals in Hollywood!Both Big Boa and Croc Massster have ssigned on to be in the next "Mad Max" ssequel and have generoussly agreed to donate their ssalaries to Cobra!Let'sss give them a hand! You ssee, my fellow sssnakess, THAT'S exactly the sssort of difficult ssacrifice I demand from you asss my loyal sssubjects!
Maybe next yearI'll let them up here on ssstage!
I've also sssold the rights to my insspirational life ssstory "The Rissse of Cobra" to Paramount www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/ for a decent sssum of money. Now asss alwaysss, Hollywood hass taken ssome creative, ah..licensse with the sstory, but don't let it upsset you too much, just remember that this is what'ss paying for our electricity thessse dayss!
There'ss alssso our exciting move into the mobile phone market with our latesst venture: Cobra Wirelesss! Now I'm going to have to order all of you to sspend at least half your sshifts anssswering cusstomer sservice calls until we can afford to hire sssome new help, but becaussse I know that you, like me, alwayss put Cobra Firsst, you won't mind!
SSo asss you can ssee we now have a TRULY extensssive plan to help bail uss out of this crississ, asss oppossesd
to sssimply CALLING ssomething "extenssive" when really it'sss NOT!
And I am confident, CONFIDENT that with the continued hard work and ssupport of you, the faceless minions of Cobra, we can sssteer through thisss difficult time, sshed our ssskin, and get back to our misssion of global conquesst! Yesss, we can!
sound of crickets
Cobra Commander: Where isss my thunderouss applausse? Overkill! Order your B.A.T.sss to MAKE them applaud! I command it!
Overkill: 001 001 1010!
The Battle Android Troopers under overkill's command raise their weapons menacingly at the crowd of troopers, muted applause ensues.
Cobra Commander: Now THAT'ss more like it!Give it up for the head ssnake!Who'ss your daddy?Who lovess ya?