Finally got 'im!

"Huh! All these years I've been messing around with magic spells and overly elaborate schemes - and all I needed was a pair of good sharp meat cleavers for $19.99 plus shipping and handling from QVC!

 

I guess even the most powerful man in the universe needs a functional circulatory system! Heh heh heh!

 

Ahhhhh...I feel oddly unfulfilled, this all so, so....anticlimactic! "

Done