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Hell, No Nothing!
I am always looking for new and effective ways to get my children to behave. So I grabbed a couple of voodoo dolls at Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo. They came with a money back guarantee and seemed like a real bargain at just $9.99 each. I decided to use my new disciplinary tools sparingly. For minor misbehavior there was a quick stick with a pin. For something really bad, I would set the foot on fire. After a week my kids were no better behaved and all that was left of the voodoo dolls was two tiny piles of ashes. The ashes were swept into an envelope and mailed to Mrs. Laveau with my respectful request for a refund. I dropped the letter off at the post office on my way to the lumber store to buy wood for a paddle.
Hell, No Nothing!
I am always looking for new and effective ways to get my children to behave. So I grabbed a couple of voodoo dolls at Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo. They came with a money back guarantee and seemed like a real bargain at just $9.99 each. I decided to use my new disciplinary tools sparingly. For minor misbehavior there was a quick stick with a pin. For something really bad, I would set the foot on fire. After a week my kids were no better behaved and all that was left of the voodoo dolls was two tiny piles of ashes. The ashes were swept into an envelope and mailed to Mrs. Laveau with my respectful request for a refund. I dropped the letter off at the post office on my way to the lumber store to buy wood for a paddle.