Eviction Notice

A------,

 

It would be very much appreciated if you would hurry up in getting out of My Head. You've been there for much too long now and you've far outstayed your welcome. Your presence is particularly noticed at night when you do some quite unexplainable things which leave their mark in My Head even after the morning.

 

I've tried asking you nicely but nothing seems to work. I've moved you from place to place but you still loiter, unwanted. The most effective location I've found to accommodate you is just down Memory Lane. There's a very warm and cosy cottage there but you refuse to remain in it and it seems that whenever you waltz out from Memory Lane, you somehow take a shortcut to My Heart (which is actually off limits as it's so blocked with scaffolding due to urgent repairs) and damage it even more so. You know how unstable things are around there and that you're not to venture.

I'm at the end of my tether and fear that if you don't remove yourself soon, you'll make as much of mess of My Head as you have My Heart.

 

Be gone by Tuesday or legal action shall have to be taken.

 

Grace.

Done