Day 365: Because I'm Awesome

I thought I'd go out laughing instead of sad....

 

The Dollyrots

 

I’ve got the new style, uh oh

And I’m walking right down your street

I’m on your speed dial, you know

The one everyone wants to meet

 

I always tell you how cool you dress

It’s cause I’m fashionably socialized

You’re smarter, better, no, the best

Just look at me

 

I’m a leader, I’m a winner, And I’m cleaner

Cause I’m awesome

I don’t need you cause I’m neato and I beat you

Cause I’m awesome

That’s right

 

They say I’m gifted, uh huh

Well I’m a certified prodigy

I’m gonna own you, uh huh

I’m gonna bring you to your knees

 

I always tell you how smart you are

It’s cause my brain is really supersized

You’re an academic superstar

Just look at me

 

I’m a leader, I’m a winner, And I’m cleaner

Cause I’m awesome

I don’t need you cause I’m neato and I beat you

Cause I’m awesome

Here we go

 

uhuh huh

 

Got a career plan, uh huh

Gonna make lots of money

And bought a self tan, uh huh

Don’t I look healthy?

 

I always tell you how great you smell

It’s cause I’m naturally deodorized

You’re stronger, faster and can spell

Just look at me

 

I’m a leader, I’m a winner, And I’m cleaner

Cause I’m awesome

I don’t need you cause I’m neato and I beat you

Cause I’m awesome

I’m a leader, I’m a winner, And I’m cleaner

Cause I’m awesome

I don’t need you cause I’m neato and I beat you

Cause I’m awesome

That’s right

 

Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah!

Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah!

Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah!

I don’t need you

Cause I’m Awesome

Uh huh

Done