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Season5: Eps13 - Sin in the City 7 (photo story)

Z: *pokes his head out of the pass-through* “Hey, Scotty, you want the strawberries on top or chopped up in the waffles?”

 

Emma (intrigued): “I’ve ne’er had them in the actual waffle before. Can I try it?”

 

Chloe: “You sure can: one strawberry confetti waffle comin’ right up!”

 

Suki: “I said I want gummy bear waffles! Don’t you dare put any of that healthy fruit junk in mine, Reef!”

 

Reef: “Candy is dandy, but fruit helps you poop! I’m just trying to keep ya regular ’cuz I care! Plus, we can’t afford to have anyone hoggin’ the bathroom with all these people up in here right now.”

 

--Sound of a brief scuffle--

 

Suki: *wails despondently* “Reeeef! Give me back my bears!”

 

Reef: “Eat the frickin’ fruit! You’re gonna get scurvy! Like Blackbeard!”

 

Suki: “Blackbeard was badass, and the bears are made with genuine artificial fruitlike flavor! Now give them back right this min—nuh-uh! You did not just shove them down your baggies! What did those squishy, little teddies ever do to you?!”

 

Z (mock scandalized): “Reef! That’s sexual harassment, and it violates the law.”

 

--Sound of another brief scuffle--

 

Reef: *laughing so hard he can barely talk* “Get…yer…gropey….hhhhands…off...my…pahhhhhckage! Ow, that’s not your bears, Suk!”

 

Suki: “Ew!”

 

Reef: *snorts* “Please, don’t act like you aren’t already well acquainted with that area, since we dated and all.”

 

Z: “Dude! So not appropriate. Chlo, baby, cover your ears while the adults talk.”

 

Chloe (cheerfully): “Get bent, a-hole.”

 

Emma: “Erm, do you need any help in there?”

 

Chloe: “More the merrier, Em. Just don’t touch the gummy bears until I have a chance to antibacterialize ‘em. Boil ‘em. Sumthin’.”

 

Reef (wounded): “Chlo, my goddess, won’t you at least eat my bears?”

 

Chloe: “Uh, the bears currently hibernating in your man-cave? Seasoned delectably with ass sweat? Not even on a triple-dog-dare.”

 

Z & Suki (in unison): “Buuuuurn!

 

Kumi (deadpan): “Reef, when it comes to matters of the libido, I find it’s seriously bad news when your girlfriend doesn’t even trust the stuff coming outta your drawers. Translation: You ain’t ever gettin’ laid, son.”

 

Everyone: *hoots with laughter*

 

Emma: *gets up, looking down at Simon, obviously eager to join the fun* “Comin’?”

 

Simon: *catches a glimpse of Mags walking slowly up the beach, shoulders slumped* “In a bit. You go on ahead.”

 

Fashion Credits

**Any doll enhancements (i.e. freckles, piercings, eye color changes) were done by me unless otherwise stated.**

 

Emma

Crochet Swimsuit: watbetty

Shorts: Mattel – Barbie Basics – Denim Collection, I cut them off.

Lace Top: Mattel – Fashion Fever Closet

Bracelets: Me

 

Doll is a Style Mantra Eden.

 

 

Simon

Shorts & Top: Mattel – Fashion Avenue Ken Fashion

Dog tags: Mattel – Elvis Presley, The Army Years

Flip-Flops: Mattel – Playline Ken

 

Doll is a Raw Appeal Lukas.

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