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Season4: Eps15 - Sin in the City 11 (photo story)

--The booze brigade exits to the kitchen—

 

Charley: *settles into the sofa* “Why’d you want my glasses, anyway? You nearsighted or sumthin’?”

 

Kumi (grudgingly): “Like I’d ever wear those monstrosities if I was! No, I just wanted to see what you looked like without them. You’ve got pretty eyes. Why hide ‘em behind those things? You got an Urkel fetish or something?”

 

Charley: “No, I have an aversion to sticking my finger in my eyeball every day, just so I can wear contacts.”

 

Kumi: “Get over it. And let’s talk about your clothes.”

 

Candy (loudly): “Let’s not.”

 

Charley: “Not all of us are slaves to the hollow god of fashion. Nothing’s wrong with what I’m wearing, and if you disagree, well, read the shirt.”

 

Kumi: *looks down at the slogan stretched across Charley’s chest* “‘I Don’t Give a….Rubber Ducky’?”

 

Magpie: “No, silly rabbit! It says ‘I Don’t Give a Duck’, like ‘I Don’t Give a—”

 

Yuri (hurriedly): “Yes, thank you, Mags! I believe we all understand the meaning of it now.”

 

Magpie: *bland smile* “Oh, good, because the shirt’s quite clever, if you understand it really means she doesn’t give a f—”

 

Yuri: *shoves a puff into Magpie’s mouth* “Here, darling, have a puff!”

 

Magpie: “Mmph!”

 

Wren: *hoots* “Drive-by puffing!”

 

Magpie: *dirty look at Yuri* “I wassh guuin tuh shhay fig!”

 

Kumi: *lips twitch* “Okay, I actually like the shirt, but what’s up with the rest of it? You’re too petite to wear such baggie stuff. You look like the third Olsen twin, for Prada’s sake! Seriously, those girls are rich enough to afford closets, so I don’t know why they have to wear their entire wardrobe at one time.”

 

Charley (nonplussed): “You lost me at Olsen twin.”

 

Kumi: “You’re never going to snag a man dressed like that. You got nice boobs. Use ‘em!”

 

Charley: “I am not sure if I’m more concerned that you’re checking out my boobs, or that you think the only way to ‘snag a man’ is to trick yourself out like some cut-rate nympho.”

 

Yuri: “Darling, looking your best bolsters your own self-confidence, and any man worth having is attracted to that in a woman. Your appearance is first and foremost for you, because, when it comes down to it, men are not that particular. They like almost anything, as long as it is soft and smells nice.”

 

Wren: “Amen.”

 

Magpie: *claps in a lady-like manner, affects a British accent* “Well said, old girl.”

 

Yuri: *arches brow* “‘Old girl’?”

 

Magpie (innocently): “Don’t blame me. It’s not my saying.”

 

Candy (loyally): “I think you’re awesome no matter what you wear, Charley. If you’re happy, I’m happy.”

 

Charley: “But?”

 

Candy: “But, uh, an updated look might, you know, get Dane’s attention. *adds quickly* If that’s what you want, of course. I’m not saying that it is…but he pretty much thinks of you as one of the guys right now.”

 

Charley: *sighs, nervously adjusts her glasses* “Well, this just keeps getting awesomer and awesomer. I look like a dude, and I’m that transparent about my feelings for Dane, huh?”

 

Fashion Credits

**Any doll enhancements (i.e. freckles, piercings, eye color changes) were done by me unless otherwise stated.**

 

Charley

Jeans: Bandai – Sakurana

Belt: Volks – Who’s That Girl? – Selfish Line

Shirt: ababietoy (etsy.com)

Sweater: FR2 – Only Natural Fashion

Sneakers: Momoko – Dash! After School

Glasses: Fashion Royalty – Homme – Turning Heads Pierre

 

Doll is a Morning Dew Giselle, transplanted to a Poppy bod, and re-rooted by the incredible valmaxi!

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