Fake diamonds are forever
Hello amazing people !!
I'm back from the store (look at yesterday’s picture for more information) !! Yes, I'm ok until my next grocery shopping next week !!
Today we celebrate a blue day at Color my World Daily and the theme at Looking close on Friday is : ring.
And if you say ring, I say “nail”! As you may already know (from a previous picture) I love nail rings! I discovered that type of ring few years ago and since I have no nails (and I don’t want to invest in fake nails because I’m so clumsy it will be a loss of money anyways…) it is a perfect solution for a more “lady like look”.
So here you have my favorite nail rings! And who is the best if you want to assess your jewelry value during a pandemic? Mr. Elvis The Accountant of course!
Elvis loves jewelry!! He collects all kind of jewelry, but women’s jewelry is his favorite. Being a collector for many years, he developed a worldwide expertise in women’s jewelry! He can spot a fake rock at a mile! Many rich and famous people called Elvis to confirm the authenticity and value of their beloved jewelry pieces! We will not drop names, but I overheard him speaking on the phone to a certain Barack, Melania, Donald and Justin Trudeau! Yes, yes that is a true story!!
So, as you all know by now (I’m pretty sure, unless you are living on another planet) there is a corona virus pandemic going on. It is very unsafe to touch people hands or just to show people your own hand at a close range (so all fist fights will have to wait until after !!). But since I wanted to know what is my jewelry worth (and who knows? I may be able to pay some extra rolls of toilet paper for my whole family !!!)… I called an expert…Elvis The Accountant. In order to keep Elvis safe, I had to use my wooden hands, which are perfectly safe since I wash them in hot water with soap for at least 20 seconds every time, I or another member of my family, sneezes on them!
So, Elvis felt safe, but he insisted on wearing his protective shoes… Which is ok with me! He looked at my rings for a very, very long time… He observed every tiny detail and looked at every tiny scratch and discoloration… and then, after 5 minutes, he did it again all over! I could almost see dollars signs in his eyes…. I was already making plans as to where I will store the extra toilet paper … Let’s see: the garage is already full, playroom: full up to the ceiling, my bathrooms: very, very full… The only place left: my husband’s socks drawer. That is it: the extra toilet paper will go in to my husband drawer… who needs sock’s anyway ? we are in Canada, he only needs a pair of boots he can wear bare foot ! Also, he has one socks of each pair left… he complains about it constantly… He won’t miss his lonely socks for sure! Ok, he can wear mine, pink socks are very fashionable for men!!
But, sadly my friends, Elvis The Accountant shook his head, in a sign of desperation… He looked at me, took a deep breath and he basically told my all my nail rings were fake! What???? How is it possible???!! It was all a scam: I paid 10$ for 10 rings!! They were so shinny and beautiful!! I was sure I had true diamonds…
And the moral of this story: it is not because it shines like a diamond that it is a diamond... or something like that! And I need my coffee with some Bailys please lol
Thank you so much for all your lovely comments / favs/ general support / happy thoughts / positive vibes!! It is truly appreciated! I sincerely hope everyone is all right and you all have everything you need to survive this with a smile! Have a great day and see you soon!!
Fake diamonds are forever
Hello amazing people !!
I'm back from the store (look at yesterday’s picture for more information) !! Yes, I'm ok until my next grocery shopping next week !!
Today we celebrate a blue day at Color my World Daily and the theme at Looking close on Friday is : ring.
And if you say ring, I say “nail”! As you may already know (from a previous picture) I love nail rings! I discovered that type of ring few years ago and since I have no nails (and I don’t want to invest in fake nails because I’m so clumsy it will be a loss of money anyways…) it is a perfect solution for a more “lady like look”.
So here you have my favorite nail rings! And who is the best if you want to assess your jewelry value during a pandemic? Mr. Elvis The Accountant of course!
Elvis loves jewelry!! He collects all kind of jewelry, but women’s jewelry is his favorite. Being a collector for many years, he developed a worldwide expertise in women’s jewelry! He can spot a fake rock at a mile! Many rich and famous people called Elvis to confirm the authenticity and value of their beloved jewelry pieces! We will not drop names, but I overheard him speaking on the phone to a certain Barack, Melania, Donald and Justin Trudeau! Yes, yes that is a true story!!
So, as you all know by now (I’m pretty sure, unless you are living on another planet) there is a corona virus pandemic going on. It is very unsafe to touch people hands or just to show people your own hand at a close range (so all fist fights will have to wait until after !!). But since I wanted to know what is my jewelry worth (and who knows? I may be able to pay some extra rolls of toilet paper for my whole family !!!)… I called an expert…Elvis The Accountant. In order to keep Elvis safe, I had to use my wooden hands, which are perfectly safe since I wash them in hot water with soap for at least 20 seconds every time, I or another member of my family, sneezes on them!
So, Elvis felt safe, but he insisted on wearing his protective shoes… Which is ok with me! He looked at my rings for a very, very long time… He observed every tiny detail and looked at every tiny scratch and discoloration… and then, after 5 minutes, he did it again all over! I could almost see dollars signs in his eyes…. I was already making plans as to where I will store the extra toilet paper … Let’s see: the garage is already full, playroom: full up to the ceiling, my bathrooms: very, very full… The only place left: my husband’s socks drawer. That is it: the extra toilet paper will go in to my husband drawer… who needs sock’s anyway ? we are in Canada, he only needs a pair of boots he can wear bare foot ! Also, he has one socks of each pair left… he complains about it constantly… He won’t miss his lonely socks for sure! Ok, he can wear mine, pink socks are very fashionable for men!!
But, sadly my friends, Elvis The Accountant shook his head, in a sign of desperation… He looked at me, took a deep breath and he basically told my all my nail rings were fake! What???? How is it possible???!! It was all a scam: I paid 10$ for 10 rings!! They were so shinny and beautiful!! I was sure I had true diamonds…
And the moral of this story: it is not because it shines like a diamond that it is a diamond... or something like that! And I need my coffee with some Bailys please lol
Thank you so much for all your lovely comments / favs/ general support / happy thoughts / positive vibes!! It is truly appreciated! I sincerely hope everyone is all right and you all have everything you need to survive this with a smile! Have a great day and see you soon!!