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Day 241: Quit forking around!
My last but one secret, or my 29th secret is this: I will go to any means to make sure I eat with the "perfect fork".
Let me explain.
I hate hate hate, absolutely hate wonky forks (view picture below).
It's just wrong. And if you know me well enough, you will know I will do anything I can to trade for the perfect fork, allowing the food to just slide off the fork, and go smoothly into my mouth, between the teeth. No disruptions. No wonky metal banging against my teeth. Sort of thing.
You see, the wonky forks are just wrong. Either (a) someone has nibbled on the fork before me. Ew. See what I mean? That's just wrong and gross! Then I start thinking about... What if this fork aint cleaned properly?!?!?!
And (b) the place I am eating at has no care in the world for their cutlery, and just shoves it in the dishwasher. Fork-spike down. Causing the fork spikes to be wedged on the bottom of the basket thing, and the dishwasher's almighty powerful water spray causes the forks to get wonky. (My friend Ally once explained to me).
I don't care. I dislike them. A lot. (Actually only Ally knows this secret about me!) I don't get many wonky forks at home. Namely because we don't have a dishwasher. And we wash the forks one-by-one: giving them all the tender loving care they deserve (and also to preserve it from being wonky).
Typical places I find wonky forks:
- University refractories and cafeterias.
- Other schools for that matter
- Hospitals
- Non-classy restaurants (Even top-end classy restaurants aren't classy when I find they have wonky forks!)
- Cafes.
And some homes.
Anyway. I will do anything I can to eat with the perfect fork. And with a perfect fork, I start to eat the yummy food. And everything is wonderful :)
For the rest of this month of May, I have decided to take this opportunity to do the
30 SECRETS IN 30 DAYS challenge! I will tell you my secrets. Day-by-day :) Ok, some may seem like facts, but they're still things not many people know about, thus qualifying them to BE secrets. Heh.
Don't forget to check out the behind-the-scenes for today's shot folks!
Day 241: Quit forking around!
My last but one secret, or my 29th secret is this: I will go to any means to make sure I eat with the "perfect fork".
Let me explain.
I hate hate hate, absolutely hate wonky forks (view picture below).
It's just wrong. And if you know me well enough, you will know I will do anything I can to trade for the perfect fork, allowing the food to just slide off the fork, and go smoothly into my mouth, between the teeth. No disruptions. No wonky metal banging against my teeth. Sort of thing.
You see, the wonky forks are just wrong. Either (a) someone has nibbled on the fork before me. Ew. See what I mean? That's just wrong and gross! Then I start thinking about... What if this fork aint cleaned properly?!?!?!
And (b) the place I am eating at has no care in the world for their cutlery, and just shoves it in the dishwasher. Fork-spike down. Causing the fork spikes to be wedged on the bottom of the basket thing, and the dishwasher's almighty powerful water spray causes the forks to get wonky. (My friend Ally once explained to me).
I don't care. I dislike them. A lot. (Actually only Ally knows this secret about me!) I don't get many wonky forks at home. Namely because we don't have a dishwasher. And we wash the forks one-by-one: giving them all the tender loving care they deserve (and also to preserve it from being wonky).
Typical places I find wonky forks:
- University refractories and cafeterias.
- Other schools for that matter
- Hospitals
- Non-classy restaurants (Even top-end classy restaurants aren't classy when I find they have wonky forks!)
- Cafes.
And some homes.
Anyway. I will do anything I can to eat with the perfect fork. And with a perfect fork, I start to eat the yummy food. And everything is wonderful :)
For the rest of this month of May, I have decided to take this opportunity to do the
30 SECRETS IN 30 DAYS challenge! I will tell you my secrets. Day-by-day :) Ok, some may seem like facts, but they're still things not many people know about, thus qualifying them to BE secrets. Heh.
Don't forget to check out the behind-the-scenes for today's shot folks!