Durian

I'd have more pictures of the opening, but the both of us were too busy retching once the opening started. Like dumbasses, we began the process in the apartment. That lasted about thirty seconds. Once the hull gave way and the full force of the durian sensory experience began, we packed it up and ran down to the storage room of the building (we're assholes). This is not recommended, as any activity that involves you, a durian, and a closed space will result in victory for the durian. The taste wasn't so bad, kind of like a smokey custard. But the smell was so overpowering that we couldn't really taste it. Now when I burp? I smell durian. And the problem? Durian smells like a wet fart. A bad wet fart. The worst wet fart you've ever let. It's bad.

Done