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Profile Picture: See attached.

Looking for: An enmeshed relationship

Interests: Collecting deceased toads, reading the obituaries, keeping to myself, watching my neighbour Julie. Julie is a delicate little flower, you see. Once her husband is out of the picture..........

Career: Seeking Employment for the last 5 years. No luck but will keep seeking.

My ideal partner: Passive, submissive. Doesn't intrude, NEVER COMES INTO MY STUDY. NO EXCEPTIONS. Must have brown eyes, black hair, be between 5ft and 5ft 4inches. No tattoos, piercings. Must be fair-skinned, wear mostly red, blue, green, black or beige clothing. Must have long hair. Must love classical music. Must be proficient at cooking and cleaning. Must like staying inside. Preferably has only one or two friends. I most certainly do not enjoy sharing.

My idea of a perfect date: We go out for coffee and cake at one of my 3 pre-approved cafes. We then go to the local cemetery and watch people come and go. Their faces look so beautiful as they cry, I could spend hours there. We will then return to my place for coitus.

Favourite Movies/TV Shows: Dexter, Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, Hostel, Hostel 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Clockwork Orange.

Favourite colour: Red. It looks so beautiful as it drips from the veins.

Party animal or wallflower: I do not go out particularly often.

Best way to contact you: Please do not reply on here as I do not read my messages. Please come to the abandoned building on Mitchem Street, any time from midnight onwards. Please come alone.

 

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