horrifying totschke

I've been obsessed with this little item from the Dollar Store for months. It is, if you can believe it, a business card holder. For what sort of business, one should probably not speculate. Animal husbandry, perhaps.

 

What you can't quite see here is the udders squeezing out on all sides underneath the...cow. AAAAGGH! My eyes!!!

 

Anyway, seemed like a perfect birthday gift.

Done