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Everybody knows…

shit happens

 

TAOISM – ”if you understand shit, it isn’t shit”

HINDUISM – “this shit happened before”

CONFUCIANISM – “confucious say ‘shit happens’”

BUDDHISM – “shit will happen to you again”

ZEN – “what is the sound of shit happening?”

ISLAM – “if shit happens it is the will of Allah”

SIKHISM – “leave our shit alone”

JEHOVA’S WITNESS – “knock knock, shit happens”

ATHEISM – “I don’t believe this shit”

AGNOSTICISM – “can you prove that shit happens?”

CATHOLICISM – “if shit happens, you deserve it”

PROTESTANTISM – “shit happens, amen to that”

JUDAISM – “why does shit always happen to us”

ORTHODOX JUDAISM – “so shit happens, already”

TELEVANGELISM – “send money or shit will happen to you”

RASTAFARIANISM – “let’s smoke this shit”

HARE KRISHNA – “shit happens rama rama”

NATION OF ISLAM – “don’t take no shit”

NEW AGE – “visualize shit happening”

SHINTOISM – “you inherit the shit of your ancestors”

HEDONISM – “I love it when shit happens”

SATANISM – “sneppah this”

CAPITALISM – “this is MY shit”

FEMINISM – “men are shit”

EXISTENTIALISM – “what is shit, anyway?”

SCIENTOLOGY – “if shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137”

MORMONISM – “excrement happens” (don’t say shit)

BAPTISM – “we’ll wash the shit right off you”

MYSTICISM – “this is really weird shit”

VOODOO – “shit doesn’t just happen – we made it happen”

DISNEYISM – “bad shit doesn’t happen here”

WICCA – “you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times”

COMMUNISM – “lets share the shit”

MARXISM – “you have nothing to lose but your shit”

CONSPIRACY THEORISM – “THEY shit on us!”

PSYCHO-ANALYSIS – “tell me about your shit”

DARWINISM – “survival of the shittiest”

AMISH – “modern shit is useless”

SUICIDAL – “I’ve had enough of this shit”

OPTIMISM – “shit won’t happen to me”

TREKISM – “to boldly shit where no-one has shit before”

SHAKESPEAREAN – “to shit or not to shit, that is the question”

DESCARTES – “I shit therefore I am”

FREUD – “shit is a phallic symbol”

LAWYERS – “for enough money, I can get you out of shit”

ACUPUNCTURIST – “hold still or this will hurt like shit”

DOG – “I just shit in your shoe”

CAT – “dogs are shit”

MOUSE – “oh shit! a cat!”

POLITICALLY CORRECT – “internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens”

EINSTEIN – “shit is relative”

FAMILY GATHERING – “relatives are shit”

MATERIALISM – “ whoever dies with the most shit, wins”

VEGETARIANISM – “if it happens to shit, don’t eat it”

FATALISM – “oh shit, it’s going to happen”

ENVIRONMENTALISM – “shit is biodegradable”

AMERICANISM – “who gives a shit”

STATISTICIAN – “shit is 84.7% likely to happen”

HIP-HOP – “motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!”

TANTRISM – “fuck this shit”

CYNICISM – “we are all full of shit”

SURREALISM – “fish happens”

 

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Taken on January 21, 2009