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Abused & Abandoned Jungle Dogs.
Figured the title would grab your attention ! Right ?
I've made a major blunder and take full responsibility !
Today I've been called before "The Man" for a judgement !
So --
I'm standing straight as an arrow, shoulders back, chest out !
Your Honor, with all due respect & as stated above I do take
full responsibility for the issues at hand. Furthermore there
is an explanation as to why this slight mix-up took place.
And, without further delay and of course with your
approval I'd like to start that explanation now.
Approximately 28-29 days ago this young
abused an abandoned puppy was dumped
at The Monkey Temple by persons unknown.
Immediately she was taken in and given shelter from the storm.
A couple images of her emaciated body was shared on flickr.
Now, Your Honor a number of brave souls took pity on her
and quickly donated funds to help with her health issues.
And just as quickly we went into action getting her well.
Over time she has come in closer so I could remove the
dozens of bloated tics from her body but she remains
very spooky to close touch which is a result of abuse.
So Your Honor I stand before you to once again say
I take full responsibility for this slight of hand type
of mix-up. Everyone, including myself, were so
excited by her cute-ness she was named -
.. "Little Miss Lisa" ..
Your Honor,
This will be wrapped up soon as I'm now getting
to the end of the final part of this explanation.
Little Lisa was always hunched over with an arched back.
She was very sick and suffering from the agony of mange.
Little Lisa has been kept on medications and fed good food.
((done by mixing the meds into the food and stepping back))
So,
Today, Little Lisa was full of puppy energy and came in close.
This gave me a chance to go over her body much closer and
what did I find you might be wondering ? Your Honor in all
honesty I found that Little Lisa has a "wing-dang doodle !"
Your Honor you witnessed me raise my right hand
and swear to tell the truth and only the truth !
And I'm here right now to testify that not
only does Little Lisa have a doodle-
noodle but the family jewels too.
Your Honor I will get down on bended knee before
the court and swear I did not know of this before
todays early run out to The Monkey Temple !
But before you pass judgement on me I beg
the court to allow one last favor, please.
Before any mental health issues might occur with
Little Lisa finding out she is not a she, but a he,
I would like to petition the court to re-register
Little Lisa legally as Little Larry. Thank You.
Standing with head held high the gavel came
crashing down as the court is called to order.
A ruff callous voice barks out at the spectators
threatening to clear the court room if there's
any more yapping and hooting from them !
The Judge (talking)
Mr. Jon the photo man, he says, while thumbing
thru a thick black file. I have here before me an
interesting file. Some parts are sensitive and
have been redacted by a higher authority !
So, the word I'm looking for is impressive,
yes that's the word, but yet you live on a
small river in a dangerous poison snake
infested jungle, why do you do that ?
Sir, (snapping to attention)
It is my sworn duty to never leave anyone
behind and that is exactly what I'm doing.
Well in that case I will now pass sentence.
The Judge --
Mr Jon The photo Man, I sentence you
to doing The Same Same But Different !
Furthermore, you are to report back to
the court in 6 months 4 an update on
all the temple dogs, plus Mr. Gibbon.
And the court also excepts your
petition changing Little Lisa's
name to Mr. Little Larry.
Court is adjourned ............;-)~~~
Thank you for your comments and donations.
Jon&Crew.
Please help with your donations here.
www.gofundme.com/saving-thai-temple-dogs.
Please,
No Political Statements, Awards, Invites,
Large Logos or Copy/Pastes.
© All rights reserved.
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,, Archives, "Charges Pending" ,,
.
Abused & Abandoned Jungle Dogs.
Figured the title would grab your attention ! Right ?
I've made a major blunder and take full responsibility !
Today I've been called before "The Man" for a judgement !
So --
I'm standing straight as an arrow, shoulders back, chest out !
Your Honor, with all due respect & as stated above I do take
full responsibility for the issues at hand. Furthermore there
is an explanation as to why this slight mix-up took place.
And, without further delay and of course with your
approval I'd like to start that explanation now.
Approximately 28-29 days ago this young
abused an abandoned puppy was dumped
at The Monkey Temple by persons unknown.
Immediately she was taken in and given shelter from the storm.
A couple images of her emaciated body was shared on flickr.
Now, Your Honor a number of brave souls took pity on her
and quickly donated funds to help with her health issues.
And just as quickly we went into action getting her well.
Over time she has come in closer so I could remove the
dozens of bloated tics from her body but she remains
very spooky to close touch which is a result of abuse.
So Your Honor I stand before you to once again say
I take full responsibility for this slight of hand type
of mix-up. Everyone, including myself, were so
excited by her cute-ness she was named -
.. "Little Miss Lisa" ..
Your Honor,
This will be wrapped up soon as I'm now getting
to the end of the final part of this explanation.
Little Lisa was always hunched over with an arched back.
She was very sick and suffering from the agony of mange.
Little Lisa has been kept on medications and fed good food.
((done by mixing the meds into the food and stepping back))
So,
Today, Little Lisa was full of puppy energy and came in close.
This gave me a chance to go over her body much closer and
what did I find you might be wondering ? Your Honor in all
honesty I found that Little Lisa has a "wing-dang doodle !"
Your Honor you witnessed me raise my right hand
and swear to tell the truth and only the truth !
And I'm here right now to testify that not
only does Little Lisa have a doodle-
noodle but the family jewels too.
Your Honor I will get down on bended knee before
the court and swear I did not know of this before
todays early run out to The Monkey Temple !
But before you pass judgement on me I beg
the court to allow one last favor, please.
Before any mental health issues might occur with
Little Lisa finding out she is not a she, but a he,
I would like to petition the court to re-register
Little Lisa legally as Little Larry. Thank You.
Standing with head held high the gavel came
crashing down as the court is called to order.
A ruff callous voice barks out at the spectators
threatening to clear the court room if there's
any more yapping and hooting from them !
The Judge (talking)
Mr. Jon the photo man, he says, while thumbing
thru a thick black file. I have here before me an
interesting file. Some parts are sensitive and
have been redacted by a higher authority !
So, the word I'm looking for is impressive,
yes that's the word, but yet you live on a
small river in a dangerous poison snake
infested jungle, why do you do that ?
Sir, (snapping to attention)
It is my sworn duty to never leave anyone
behind and that is exactly what I'm doing.
Well in that case I will now pass sentence.
The Judge --
Mr Jon The photo Man, I sentence you
to doing The Same Same But Different !
Furthermore, you are to report back to
the court in 6 months 4 an update on
all the temple dogs, plus Mr. Gibbon.
And the court also excepts your
petition changing Little Lisa's
name to Mr. Little Larry.
Court is adjourned ............;-)~~~
Thank you for your comments and donations.
Jon&Crew.
Please help with your donations here.
www.gofundme.com/saving-thai-temple-dogs.
Please,
No Political Statements, Awards, Invites,
Large Logos or Copy/Pastes.
© All rights reserved.
.......................
..